Introductions

I got my first boyfriend when I was about 12. I had my first "real" boyfriend at 14. I had my last boyfriend at 26. Between the ages of 12-14, that's when all the drama started. D-R-A-M-A. But not my drama. Well, maybe some of it. I am talking about the drama of relationships. My relationships. Others relationships. For whatever reason, I was the go-to girl. I was the one everyone cried to. I gave out my advice but no one listened. But you guess it, everyone came crawling back telling me I was right, only to make another mistake, beg for my advice to blow it off again. You get the picture.

I've always found it comical too. It's like watching a bad movie. You sit in front of the tv, you know whats going to happen, you see it all unfolding, but there nothing you can do but watch. Sometimes its so surreal. Usually I am able to predict the outcome of a relationship from the first minute I hear about it. And 99% of the time I am right. So sit back, enjoy the show. I don't know if this blog is titled appropriately. Perhaps it should be "A Guide for Idiots Dating." I will share some of my experiences and the horrors of those around me. It will leave you thinking "OMG how can you be so stupid?" Bliss.